HEY THERE HANDSOME! YEAH, YEAH, WE KNOW.... HOT DATE, CAN'T WAIT! OH; THAT'S RIGHT, A NIGHTCAP AT MY PAD? NO WAY! OKAY, MY CHARMING PRINCE... WE'RE HERE TO HELP! AND SINCE YOU DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO CHECK THE MAIL, FEED FIDO, SHOWER, AND SHAVE... WE HAVE THE TIME, TO WHIP THAT PAD OF YOURS INTO TIP TOP SHAPE; YEAH, WE'LL PRETEND, THAT YOU DID ALL THE WORK BABY! AFTER ALL... YOU ARE A VERY HARDWORKING MAN. AND TONIGHT, YOU JUST MIGHT GET LUCKY! EASY FOR US TO SAY... SINCE WE ARE GOING TO RESCUE YOU.. AT BACHELOR PAD HOUSEKEEPING & CONCIERGE SERVICE WE DO BELIEVE IN HAPPY EVER AFTERS... GO FIGURE.
WE AT BACHELOR PAD, DECIDED TO HELP THE MOST NEEDED GENTLEMAN, CLEAN, SANITIZE, AND ORGANIZE HIS LIVING QUARTERS... NOT TO MENTION DESIGN, AND PERSONAL SHOP, FOR HIS PRIVATE SPACE... ADDING, HIS OWN PERSONAL FLAIR.. CAN'T YOU AGREE; IT'S JUST WHAT YOU NEEDED, TO IMPRESS THAT SPECIAL LADY? WELL, OKAY THEN. IF YOU HAVE DECIDED, THAT NOTHING ELSE, WILL FIT IN THE CLOSET. AND NOTICEABLY, THE AREA RUG IS NOW TOUCHING THE CEILING... PICK UP THE PHONE, AND CALL US NOW... YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID, AND SO WILL SHE... HEY, NOW IT'S UP TO YOU... THE BALL IS IN YOUR HANDS... DON'T YOU WANT TO SCORE.... WE THOUGHT SO!
WE HAVE BEEN CREATING, HEALTHY & SEXY DOMAINS FOR THE PROFESSIONAL GENTLEMAN, SINCE 1996. WE ARE A PRIVATE OWNED BUSINESS. WE ARE CERTIFIED, LICENSED, INSURED, AND HIGHLY SKILLED. WE FOLLOW ALL, OSHA REGULATIONS. WE ARE A TAX FREE BUSINESS. WE HAVE THE BEST ATTENTIVE, EDUCATED, AND ATTRACTIVE FRENCH MAIDS, AVAILABLE AT YOUR REQUEST. WE ARE ALL PROFESSIONAL, AND SCREENED TO PROVIDE THE MOST EXCELLENT HOUSEKEEPING AND DESIGN SERVICE , THAT YOU DESERVE.
WE HAVE 3 LEVELS OF CLEAN: THE FRENCHIE; FOR LITE TO MODERATE CARE, THE WAITRESS; FOR MODERATE TO HEAVY CARE AND THE MOST SOUGHT AFTER THE MRS; I KNOW, SOUNDS SCARY! FOR THE HEAVIEST CARE. WE CAN PROVIDE SERVICE... AS A ONETIME, EMERGENCY REQUEST, SPECIAL EVENT, OR ON A SCHEDULE PREFERENCE. WE ALSO PERSONAL SHOP,( I.E.) GROCERY, HOME DECOR, AND ERRAND RUNS... (EXP: DRYCLEAN DROP OFFS) DID WE SAY; WE CATER TO YOU? WELL, OF COURSE WE DO.
TELL MOM, TO RELAX! WE CAN EVEN ARRANGE, FOR MEAL RESERVATIONS AND PREPARATIONS... ALL, THAT YOU NEED, AND MORE. WE LOOK FORWARD TO MAKING YOUR DWELLING, PEACEFUL, CLEAN, AND INVITING.
THANKS IN ADVANCE, BACHELOR PAD HOUSEKEEPING & CONCEIRGE SERVICE
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